Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I've had my heart broken, bartered for, and sold on eBay—let's hope this deal doesn’t come with a warranty!

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In a world where hearts are literally traded as commodities, play as Jamie, a down-on-their-luck heartbroker who stumbles into a quirky underground market where hearts have personalities. Each heart belongs to someone with unique quirks and desires, and it's Jamie's job to match them with potential buyers. Along the way, you'll engage in humorous negotiations, solve interpersonal mysteries, and navigate absurd dilemmas while figuring out who deserves their heart back and who should be left heartless for good. The endings are determined by your choices, influencing relationships and the city’s heartbeat.