In a quirky dystopian world where hearts are literal objects to be exchanged, your character finds themselves in possession of a heart that isn't their own. As you traverse a series of bizarre encounters—from a cynical heart-thief with a taste for the dramatic to a teenage robot who believes emotions are viruses—you must navigate the absurd politics of heart ownership. Will you keep the heart, return it to its rightful owner, or throw the entire emotional ecosystem into chaos? Your choices shape the bizarre and hilarious consequences!