Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Heart theft? Pfft. That’s *so* last week—now it's all about emotional bankruptcy!

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In a world where emotions are currency, players navigate the chaotic realm of Heartland, a bizarre and whimsical land where hearts can be traded, stolen, or exchanged. You play as Corwin, a snarky heart merchant who inadvertently becomes entangled in a conspiracy involving stolen hearts from the town’s most prominent citizens. Unravel intricate tales filled with dark humor, grotesque characters, and absurd quests as you confront your own feelings about love, loss, and the literal weight of the hearts you carry. Every choice alters the narrative—whether you choose to sell a heart for profit, return it to its rightful owner, or unleash chaos upon Heartland, the stakes have never been higher. With quirky companions and unexpected plot twists, players must find a way to preserve their own heart while navigating a world gone mad with emotion.