Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just remember, if it’s not in your chest, it’s probably in someone else’s wallet!

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In a dystopian future where human emotions have been commodified, players take on the role of a freelance 'Emotion Weaver' who specializes in crafting, stealing, and trading hearts—literal and metaphorical. Your mission is to recover mismatched hearts that have been swapped among dysfunctional politicians, celebrity overlords, and corporate moguls, all while navigating an underground network of eccentric personalities and wacky contraptions. Your choices will lead to unpredictable outcomes, and with each heart you retrieve, the twisted narrative deepens. Forge alliances, face bizarre challenges, and discover the true meaning of connection in a world gone hilariously wrong.