Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world of hearts, it’s either borrowed or stolen—just don’t get too attached!

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In a world where hearts can be exchanged and borrowed—a quirky mix of dystopia and absurdity—you play as a heart broker navigating a misfit society in search of the perfect 'heart' to ignite your passion and restore your twisted spirit. You are tasked with interacting, negotiating, and occasionally stealing hearts from eccentric characters including a lovesick vampire, a heartless bureaucrat, and a jaded Cupid suffering from career burnout. Your choices lead to bizarre and humorous outcomes that challenge societal norms and lead to unexpected alliances or comically tragic failures. Will you keep your heart, or will you let it beat for another?