Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this twisted yet humorous interactive text-based game, you play as a snarky, lifeless heart that has bemusingly found itself in a chaotic world where various characters are desperately searching for their lost hearts. Each character you encounter has a ludicrous backstory and absurd motivations for wanting to claim you as their own. As the heart, you have the power to influence their fates and the course of their stories. Will you incite a love triangle between a lovestruck bard and a jealous sorceress? Or, perhaps spin a yarn of revenge between a heartbroken villain and their nemesis? The choices and encounters are wild, unpredictable, and often hilariously dark. Make your way through their lives, offering delightful commentary and making decisions that will lead to unexpected consequences, ultimately finding out whose heart you’re really meant to be.