Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this wickedly funny interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of a disillusioned medical intern who wakes up to discover they’ve mistakenly been assigned the task of performing heart transplants—without any formal training. The twist? The successful organ transplants require you to communicate with the hearts themselves! Each heart houses a unique personality and set of demands, filled with humor, drama, and existential musings. Players must navigate through a series of bizarre situations, making choices that affect not only the lives of the patients but also the whims of the abrasive hearts. As the intern bumbles through a series of increasingly absurd scenarios—from a diva heart that insists on Broadway show tunes to a nihilistic heart that questions the very essence of life—you’ll wield humor as your weapon and absurdity as your strategy. Will you become a medical marvel or a heartless menace?