Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a twisted fantasy realm where hearts are traded like precious commodities, you play as an eccentric heart merchant with the ability to swap, sell, or collect hearts from various characters. Each heart comes with its own quirks and consequences, affecting the relationships and outcomes of the story. Navigate through bizarre encounters and darkly comedic scenarios, making choices that determine who thrives and who is left heartbroken. Will you help the lovesick poet get his muse back, or will you barter away the heart of a brooding prince for a ludicrously bad pun? Your choices shape the tone of the adventure, leading to multiple endings that range from the utterly absurd to the heartbreakingly tragic.