In this twistedly humorous interactive text-based game, you play as a heartless barista in a quirky coffee shop that serves ‘emotional coffee’—brews infused with the feelings of its customers. After a bizarre accident involving a mad scientist’s heart-swapping machine, you find yourself with the ability to absorb the hearts (and thus emotions) of your patrons. From lovesick poets to trigger-happy cynics, each interaction impacts not only their feelings but also your own. Navigate through absurd scenarios and wild character arcs as you uncover a mystery involving the heart-stealing scientist, all while maintaining coffee shop operations. Will you embrace the chaos, sell out for fame, or mend broken hearts for good?