Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In this uproarious and tense interactive text-based adventure, you play as a cynical heart transplant surgeon with a knack for mischief and a dark sense of humor. After an experimental procedure goes hilariously awry, you find yourself in a bizarre realm where the transplanted hearts have their own thoughts, feelings, and bizarre demands. Navigate through absurd conversations, ethical dilemmas, and unexpected romantic entanglements all while trying to determine which heart belongs to which patient. Make morally dubious choices as you juggle your duties as a surgeon and a reluctant host to these spirited hearts. Can you navigate love, life, and literal heartache while still getting your paycheck?