Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Dive into a surreal world where hearts are not just symbolic, but literal objects fought over in strange and bizarre challenges. You play as a quirky protagonist who wakes up in the 'Heart Exchange,' a bizarre arena where contestants trade, steal, and battle for ownership of hearts—each imbued with unique powers that reflect their past owners' life experiences. Navigate morally dubious decisions, engage in witty banter with eccentric characters, and face ridiculous challenges that test your resolve and creativity. Will you ultimately discover the true meaning of heart—or just find a heart that works well in your next futile relationship?