Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where people's hearts can be swapped like trading cards, you, a washed-up 'Heart Dealer', find yourself entangled in a web of emotional blackmail and wildly absurd circumstances. As you travel through a bizarre city filled with eccentric characters—each with their unique heart-related quirks—you must negotiate, barter, and sometimes steal hearts to regain your own that was mistakenly swapped during a drunken night of debauchery. The choices you make will lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes, from forming unexpected alliances to causing outright chaos. Can you reclaim your identity and find true love, or will you be forever known as the heartless dealer?