Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I can either find my heart or take yours—fair trade, right?

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In this quirky and unpredictable interactive text-based game, players assume the role of a witty, down-on-their-luck forensic anthropologist who wakes up in a bizarre dream realm. Their heart has been misplaced, and it’s governed by whimsical yet sinister characters from the world of comedy: a cynical jester, a remorseful ex-lover, and a skeptical detective. To reclaim their heart, players must solve puzzles, navigate morally ambiguous choices, and engage in darkly humorous dialogue trees while teasing out the backstories and secrets of various characters. Each choice affects the story's outcome, revealing what each eccentric character truly wants and leading to multiple comedically tragic endings. Will you piece your heart back together, or will you end up with someone else’s baggage?