Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I'm not just in it for the hearts, but they sure do make great poker chips!

Fantasy Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where the hearts of the dead are collected and exchanged like trading cards, you play as a quirky 'heart broker.' After an ill-fated transaction gone wrong, you find yourself in a race against time to retrieve a stolen heart that possesses uncanny powers. Traveling through surreal districts, engaging in heart-wrenching negotiations with eccentric characters, and outsmarting dark conspirators, you uncover a plot that threatens the balance of life. But beware! Choices you make affect your heart collection and influence your quirky companions, each with their own agenda. Will you restore order, or become a villain in this off-kilter adventure?