Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

When it comes to hearts, it’s all bartering and bonkers. Literally.

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Step into the bizarre world of 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?' where players assume the role of Charlie, a down-on-their-luck grifter who finds themselves at a mystical bazaar run by eccentric characters offering the chance to 'trade hearts.' In this text-based adventure, each heart has its own personality, memories, and quirks. Players must navigate witty dialogue and absurd challenges to acquire the heart of their dreams in a quest that involves negotiating with talking animals, backstabbing rivals, and even unlocking the secrets of their own past. Every choice they make affects their own heart, leading to unexpected twists and humorous outcomes. Will Charlie discover who they truly are, or will they end up with a heart that just wants to binge-watch terrible soap operas?