In this quirky interactive text-based adventure, you play as a heart-thieving but not-so-bright organ smuggler who stumbles upon an underground city where hearts have personalities and can talk back! Your goal is to collect various hearts for your clientele while navigating absurd conversations, forming friendships, and even facing off against a rival smuggler. Each heart you interact with adds depth to the story, featuring their unique backstory and desires. As you embark on this comedic, often melodramatic quest, you'll make choices that influence the outcome and who ultimately keeps their heart at the end.