Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this outrageous interactive text-based adventure, you assume the role of a cynical heart transplant coordinator who is stuck in a bureaucratic limbo. As patients and their families invade your office, demanding answers and desperate for hope, you take it upon yourself to inject some macabre humor into a delicate situation. Navigating a plethora of quirky characters—each with uniquely absurd stories and intentions—you must make life-altering decisions in a race against a clueless hospital administrator hell-bent on cutting costs. Can you assist the lovesick, the greedy, and the morally questionable to get their 'new hearts' while saving yours from a comedic meltdown?