Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Who needs a heart when you've got a killer sense of humor?

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Step into a bizarre world where hearts are more than just symbols of love; they are literal currency. In this darkly comedic interactive text-based game, you play as a heart thief who, after a botched heist, accidentally steals a heart that allows you to hear the thoughts of everyone around you. Navigate through a quirky urban metropolis filled with eccentric characters—each with their own secrets and motivations—while attempting to track down the rightful owner of the heart before it unleashes chaos. Make choices that will affect the heart-stealing economy, engage in witty banter, and unravel a plot far deeper than you could ever imagine.