Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

When life gives you lemons, just hope you don’t end up with a heart that plays hopscotch!

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In a world where hearts are harvested like crops from a hidden underground society, players take on the role of a cynical heart dealer navigating a web of quirky characters, shrouded secrets, and confounding choices. Each 'heart' has a story, a dilemma, and a unique personality, and it is up to you to decide who gets what, while keeping your own heart intact. With your sidekick—an audacious animated heart who offers biting commentary and unsolicited advice—you must adjust the emotional balance of patrons, avoiding disastrous outcomes that could lead to societal chaos or personal ruin. Explore a bizarre yet humorous underbelly where love is traded, and only the wittiest survive the cutthroat world of heart dealings.