Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Remember, it's not about who has the heart, it's about who can keep a straight face while selling it!

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In a dystopian future where hearts can be bought, sold, and even rented, you play as Charlie, a heart broker with a twisted sense of humor. Your task is to navigate the grunge-laden streets of Heartsville, where you will broker heart transactions between eccentric clients - from a Shakespearean actor seeking passion in a synthetic heart to an ex-king who just wants his old ticker back. Use your wit and negotiation skills to uncover conspiracies, dodge sarcastic henchmen, and make morally questionable choices as you sell hearts that might just come with more baggage than you bargained for. Will you find your own lost heart along the way, or is the true treasure just a punchline away?