Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a dystopian world where emotions are commodities, you play as a snarky but brilliant heart-thief turned consultant. Your job is to retrieve emotional 'hearts' that affluent clients have misplaced or stolen. Each chapter presents you with absurd dilemmas and eccentric characters, from a melancholic artist seeking his lost joy to a neurotic billionaire desperate to regain his passion. The choices you make will shape not only the clients' emotions but also the surreal world around you. Wit, humor, and unexpected twists await as you navigate relationships, ethical quandaries, and the occasional heart-related pun.