Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I can’t keep track of whose heart is whose, but I do know this: emotional baggage comes at a cost!

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In a strange world where emotions are physical entities that can be traded like currency, you play as the Heart Broker, a whimsical character who specializes in negotiating the hearts of various characters—each with their own unique desires and quirks. The game takes place in a bustling underground market where you must navigate bizarre negotiations, absurd requests, and the occasional heart heist. As you take on various clients—ranging from melodramatic poets to hyperbolic villains—you must make quick decisions about which hearts to barter, swap, or even steal. But be careful! Misplacing a heart could lead to chaotic consequences, altering the emotional landscape of your entire world and leading to unexpected endings. Will you emerge as the ultimate Heart Broker or find your own heart lost in the chaos?