Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Welcome to a world where emotions are commodities, and hearts can be exchanged like currency. In this darkly comedic interactive text-based game, you play as a morally ambiguous heart thief claiming the hearts of unsuspecting victims. Navigate treacherous social settings, make clever deals, and engage in witty banter with eccentric characters who all desire a taste of emotional escapism. Your choices will determine whether you become the ultimate heart collector or face the consequences of your heartless actions. Can you keep your own heart as you navigate the twisted world of emotional transactions, or will you find true love and redemption amidst the chaos?