Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

My heart may not be in it, but someone's gotta chase it down!

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In a world where heart transplants are governed by an absurdly whimsical and bureaucratic system, you play as a disgruntled heart courier named Hartley. Recently murdered, you've been given a second chance at life—but there's a catch: another person now owns your heart! In a string of comedic misadventures, you must track down the heart's current owner before it's too late, navigating bizarre legal loopholes, eccentric clients, and outlandish obstacles that threaten to claim your future. Engage with a cast of quirky characters, each with their own backstory and reasons for wanting your heart, and use your wits to overcome sometimes ridiculous challenges in this interactive text-based game.