Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

It’s not just heartless business; it’s a matter of the heart, and boy, is it complicated!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where hearts are literally traded as commodities, players become Harold, a cynical heart broker who has an unusual skill: he can sense the deep emotional connections attached to each heart he manages. When a black market deal goes awry and a prized heart goes missing, Harold is thrust into a twisted web of deceit involving eccentric characters and absurd situations. Navigate outrageous clues, solve darkly humorous puzzles, and confront your own emotional baggage along the way, all the while trying to uncover the true owner of the stolen heart before it’s too late.