Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Remember, when life gives you lemons, make sure they don’t come with a side of heartache!

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In a world where hearts can be traded, stolen, or swapped like baseball cards, you play as a heart broker named Max, navigating the bizarre black market for emotions. Your job is to negotiate heart deals between clients that include everything from love-challenged couples to ambitious villains seeking an 'anger upgrade.' Each choice you make impacts not just the clients but the entire emotional economy of the city. With a cast of eccentric characters and morally ambiguous scenarios, you’ll engage in witty banter and ethical dilemmas while trying to maintain your own 'heart' in the trade. Will you keep a heart for yourself, or will you give it all away for the right price?