Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

If I had a dime for every cheeky heart I’ve encountered, I’d buy my own organs back!

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In this twisted narrative adventure, you play as an underappreciated organ donor who wakes up in a surreal world where hearts are fought over in bizarre competitions. Each round, you'll face off against eccentric characters—ranging from a Shakespearean poet to a bumbling magician—who present their case for why they deserve your heart. The choices you make will shape the outcome of each duel, leading to unexpected alliances and humorous confrontations. With offbeat dialogue, absurd scenarios, and multiple endings, you'll dive deep into the human psyche (literally and figuratively) while trying to retain your heart and spirit!