Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

In this satirical interactive text-based game, players assume the role of a down-on-their-luck organ harvester in a bizarre dystopian city where lives are traded like stocks. Your success depends not only on your ability to procure and sell hearts of various emotional qualities but also on navigating the absurd bureaucracy of a heart market where every heartbeat counts. Engage in lively dialog with eccentric characters, avoid absurd legal pitfalls, and decide the fate of others’ affections as you attempt to win a heart of your own. Will you become the top heart dealer or discover the true meaning of love (and maybe save a heart or two along the way)?