Step into the surreal and chaotic world of 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', where you play as a cynical, heart-transplant surgeon with a side gig as a hitman. In this text-based adventure, players navigate the twisted tales of their diverse clientele, ranging from mobsters to misunderstood poets. As you perform heart swaps for money and a dash of moral ambiguity, you'll uncover secrets embedded in each heart and their former owners. Choices matter, leading to multiple outcomes that hilariously intertwine the lives of your patients – while also deciding whether you'll reclaim your own lost humanity or become an even darker figure.