Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’ve traded my heart, but at least I still have my sense of humor… for now!

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In a world where emotions have become commodities, you play as an emotion trader who discovers a contraband black market for hearts—all types, flavors, and sizes! As an outrageously chaotic deal-maker, you journey through the absurd and twisted underbelly of a city that runs on feelings. Engage in bizarre negotiations with heart thieves, emotional influencers, and even a few disgruntled love potions. Every choice shapes your character's reputation and the wild relationships you forge. But watch out! One wrong deal could cost you your own heart—or worse, turn you into a soulless merchant of apathy.