Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just keep your heart in your chest, unless you're trading it for something good!

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In a quirky, off-kilter world where hearts are traded like currency, you play as an embattled heart merchant navigating a bizarre marketplace. Characters swap hearts not just to demonstrate love, but also to manipulate emotions for personal gain. You must outwit a cast of eccentric clients—including a heartless jester, an overzealous cupid, and a cynical old seer—while managing your own heart collection. Choose wisely, as each interaction can lead to unexpected alliances, betrayals, or even ludicrous heart thefts that could lead to your dramatic downfall. Will you be the ultimate heart dealer, or will you lose yours in the process?