Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Let’s put the 'fun' in dysfunctional heart-thieving chaos!

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Set in a whimsical world where hearts are currency, you play as 'Pip', a heart broker who accidentally steals a powerful heart from a glamorous and notorious crime boss. As you navigate a series of offbeat encounters—ranging from corrupt politicians to rebellious art thieves—you must outsmart various factions while figuring out who truly owns the heart. Balancing absurd humor with thrilling escapades, your decisions alter the fate of Pip and the underworld of heart trading. Can you keep your wits about you and return the heart before it starts a war, or will you be claiming a piece of your own madness?