Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’d give my heart to a blender for the right price!

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In a twisted world where hearts are commodities, you play as a heart dealer navigating the absurd underground market of emotional blackmail and brain-bending transactions. As you collect, trade, and sometimes steal hearts from hapless and desperate clients, you must decide whether to keep the hearts for yourself, or return them to their rightful owners—if they can even remember who they are! With a blend of humor, ethical dilemmas, and quirky characters, your choices will shape the emotional landscape of this bizarre society. Can you balance your own heart’s worth against the chaos around you?