Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

I’m not saying I love hearts, but I certainly enjoy collecting them… for a price!

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In this hilarious text-based adventure, you step into the shoes of an eccentric heart broker living in a fantastical city where hearts are traded like currency. As a master of heart transactions, your job is to retrieve stolen hearts and return them to their rightful owners—except one heart seems to have a mind of its own. Each decision you make will lead to laughs, unexpected twists, and a motley crew of quirky characters, all while you navigate a web of love, betrayal, and unexpected alliances. Will you find out whose heart it really is before chaos consumes the city?