Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I came for my heart; I stayed for the heart-puns!

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In this satirical and somewhat macabre text-based adventure, you play as a quirky, somewhat disgruntled organ donor who wakes up in an unknown location—an uncharted 'Heart Exchange' facility where organs are traded, not for money, but for outrageous favors. As you navigate this bizarre underground world, you'll engage in witty dialogues, negotiate absurd trades, and solve riddles to retrieve your own heart, which has inexplicably become a coveted 'rare item' among eccentric characters. Expect dramatic quirks, laugh-out-loud scenarios involving outrageous auction hosts, and a plethora of morally questionable decisions that will make you question the value of life, love, and, of course, hearts.