Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Step into the dubious shoes of Felix, a cynical heart thief navigating a bizarre underworld where the hearts of the fallen are traded like currency. In this text-based adventure, you'll make moral choices while confronting eccentric characters—like a heartbroken bard who sings his sorrow and a scheming apothecary with a penchant for mismatched potions. The narrative unfolds based on your choices, leading to absurd and often darkly humorous outcomes that challenge your sense of right and wrong, while also poking fun at the clichés of traditional heroics.