Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

You find yourself in a bizarre and twisted world where hearts are literal objects you can swap, trade, or even steal. As a heart-harvesting con artist, you navigate through a series of absurd scenarios involving shapeshifting creatures, eccentric love stories gone awry, and enigmatic individuals searching for their true hearts. Your choices and the hearts you collect shape not only your own identity but also the fate of the people around you. With quick thinking and a clever tongue, can you outwit the hearts of others while keeping your own intact?