Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Let’s make a deal—your heart or your funny bone?

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In a twisted reality where hearts are currency and emotions dictate success, players take on the role of a heart merchant. You navigate a bustling bazaar where you must negotiate, barter, and outwit other vendors and patrons to collect the most unique hearts—from the 'Fleeting Joy' heart of a comedian to the 'Lasting Regret' heart of a failed politician. Each heart carries not only powers but also dramatic backstories that impact the world around you. Engage in humorous conversations, uncover hidden plots, and make choices that lead to unexpected outcomes. Will you become the ultimate heart dealer or find yourself heartbroken?