Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If you think love hurts, try having a heart that won’t stop asking for pizza!

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In this satirical narrative-driven game, players assume the role of a hapless thief who mistakenly steals a cursed heart from a bizarre black market auction. Each decision players make affects the whims and fancies of the heart, which has its own desires and personality. As the thief navigates a world filled with eccentric characters, absurd situations, and moral dilemmas, they'll encounter allies and enemies alike, each trying to reclaim what they believe is rightfully theirs. With an array of choices leading to different endings, including the task of simply 'donating' the heart to an unsuspecting recipient, every moment is a chance to explore the nature of desire, freedom, and the very essence of humanity—all wrapped in a comedic yet sinister package.