Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Stealing hearts? Totally my cardio!

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Step into the shoes of a quirky heart thief operating in the bustling, surreal city of Cardia. As a member of the Hearts' Guild—a motley crew of heart-stealing misfits—you'll navigate a labyrinthine network of emotions, morality, and absurdity. Choose your targets wisely, engage in witty banter with eccentric characters, and make decisions that will alter the lives of your victims. Will you expose the corruption of the city's elite by stealing their literal hearts? Or will you fall in love and risk losing your thief's edge? Each choice leads to a unique outcome in this charmingly twisted tale that blends irony and darkness in a world where hearts aren't just metaphorical.