Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Guess I should've chosen a more... *heartfelt* profession!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a chaotic world where hearts are literally traded like collectibles, you awaken in a bizarre bazaar surrounded by whispers of a recent heart heist. As a talented 'heart broker', your job is to navigate shady deals and eccentric characters to retrieve your own heart, stolen in the chaos. Each choice not only directs your investigation but also challenges your morality as you dive into twisted adventures filled with quirky humor and unexpected plot twists. Will you barter for hearts, outwit rival brokers, or harness an ancient secret to reclaim what is rightfully yours?