Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I don’t just wear my heart on my sleeve; I sell it on the black market!

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In a whimsical yet twisted world of sentient hearts, players take on the role of 'Beats', a heart broker navigating the absurd market of emotions. Each heart you encounter has a hilarious backstory and a unique power. Players must interact with a cast of eccentric characters—like a pessimistic brain, an overconfident liver, and an overly dramatic soul—to broker deals, solve emotional crises, and ultimately determine the fate of their own heart in a comedic battle against an oppressive emotionless regime. Choices have lasting effects, leading to wildly different outcomes and chaotic scenarios.