Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In a quirky and slightly morbid world, you take on the role of a disillusioned heart collector named Vance. Known for swapping out hearts as if they were popular hats, Vance makes a living off gathering and selling metaphorical hearts from those who have lost their passions. However, one fateful evening, a heist gone wrong leads you to an enchanted heart that belongs to a legendary figure - someone whose love can change the fabric of reality. Can you navigate the zany characters, tongue-in-cheek dilemmas, and bizarre quests while unraveling the mystery behind this wish-granting heart before it falls into the wrong hands? Will you find purpose in patching people's passions, or will your dark humor get you in deeper trouble?