Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If hearts are on the line, you better have a good excuse—or a great punchline!

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In a bizarre reality where hearts are literally harvested from individuals as a currency, you play as a witty and morally ambiguous Heart Broker. Your job is to negotiate, barter, and sometimes steal hearts from eccentric characters, each with their own comedic quirks and tragic backstories. As you navigate a morally gray world filled with ambitious clients, eccentric thieves, and your own questionable choices, you must decide whose heart you’re willing to handle and assist, all in pursuit of the ultimate prize: a heart that grants wishes. Every decision prompts unexpected twists, while your character’s sharp wit keeps the dialogue flowing and choices impactful.