Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who needs feelings when you've got killer deals on used hearts?

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In a world where people can trade their hearts like collectibles, you play as a cynical heart merchant navigating a bustling marketplace of emotions, desires, and the occasional existential crisis. As you haggle for the best deals, you encounter eccentric characters: a lovesick bard looking for a heart that knows passion, a scheming politician after a heart made of stone, and a naive optimist who just wants a taste of adventure. Each transaction leads to hilarious and sometimes outrageous consequences, forcing you to reflect on what it means to truly feel. With multiple branching paths, your choices will either lead to heartfelt connections or uproarious heartbreak.