Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I'll take my heart, and I want it upgraded with a side of fries!

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Step into the shoes of a patient in a surreal hospital where hearts are not just organs but commodities exchanged in a bizarre marketplace. In this quirky text-based game, you navigate through a series of dramatic and humorous encounters with eccentric doctors, mischievous nurses, and fellow patients—each with a heart to sell, trade, or steal. Your goal? To reclaim your own heart while ensuring it doesn’t end up in the hands of someone who doesn't appreciate its unique flair. Along the way, you'll face dilemmas, make choices that could alter the course of your life (and death!), and unravel the hospital's dark secrets, all while keeping your wit sharp and your hope alive.