Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If love is a battlefield, consider me the overdramatic war general!

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In a world where hearts power the souls of society, you are an aspiring 'Heart Broker,' navigating the chaotic market of love, betrayal, and laughter. The twist? You have to negotiate hearts from eccentric characters, each with a story and a secret. Choose your path—will you help a heartbroken poet retrieve his lost heart, broker a deal between two feuding families, or confront a corrupt politician whose heart is literally made of stone? Your choices lead to unexpected outcomes, dramatic confrontations, and hilarious one-liners. Revel in the absurdity as you try to outsmart your rivals and uncover the true meaning of love—in this whimsical yet dark interactive adventure.