Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are literal objects that can be swapped between people, you play as a heart thief who accidentally ends up with the heart of a powerful, yet eccentric political figure. As you unwittingly navigate a series of ridiculous scenarios — from zany political debates to absurd heists — your goal is to return the heart before a group of bumbling henchmen catches up with you. Customize your character, make outrageous decisions, and craft hilarious dialogue as you attempt to balance love, politics, and some very confused citizens. The game's quirky narrative unfolds through player choices, leading to multiple endings depending on your success—or failure.