Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based adventure, you awaken in a bizarre underground auction house where the hearts of notorious criminals and eccentric geniuses are up for trade. You are a quirky, heartless con artist who has just mistakenly ended up in a heist gone wrong, and now, to escape the eccentric bidders and their twisted plots, you must navigate outrageous choices, engage with colorful characters, and uncover who your true allies are. Will you manage to steal a heart (or two) to aid your escape, or will you become merely another item on the auction block? Your decisions will lead to absurdly comical twists and unexpected alliances in a darkly humorous world where emotions are commodities and emotions can kill.