Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where emotions are currency and hearts can be bought, sold, and possessed, you play as a 'Heart Dealer,' navigating the quirky underground market for feelings. Your journey begins when you accidentally acquire the heart of a notorious crime lord, causing chaos in both the crime world and a local therapy group for emotional misfits. Forge alliances, create unlikely friendships, and deal with a hilarious cast of characters, all while deciding who gets to keep which heart. Balance your deals, your morality, and the absurdity of human emotions in this interactive text adventure where every choice shapes the lovably weird world around you.